you know you're getting old when...
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Mrs. Howell is attractive.
33IMP
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.....when you sweat faster,..... and pee slower.
Blind Squirrel
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When you fall down and people rush over to help instead of laugh.
Ahoey
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When what you used to do all night now takes you all night to do
When you wont bend Over to get a quarter you dropped.
When the candles cost more than your birthday cake
Ahoey
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When she says your happy to see me judging by the lump in your pants. You say that depends
Ahoey
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When you say I have to change the stylist on my record player and your grandson think your changing your barber.
Ahoey
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When you go to the auto parts store and ask for frost shields and the parts guy looks at you like a deer in the headlights.
Ahoey
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When your nervous about walking in to the bank with your mask on.
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When the lavatory seems to be further away every morning;
so you set your alarm for 2, 4, and 6AM to make sure you get there in time, jus saying for a friend...
so you set your alarm for 2, 4, and 6AM to make sure you get there in time, jus saying for a friend...
69383valiant
It is what it is...
When young people hold the door for me and call me sir..
Ahoey
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Set the alarm that is the alarm
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