Nonsense about how smart crows/ ravens/ blackbirds are

So I hear "sumthun" and it sounds like ??the POS neighbors?? on their roof? And I finally get up and "listen around" and of course it stops and starts and I don't know WHAT?? Do I have a CHIPMUNK?? in the house??

So I go out around the house and the camera wire is dangling from one of those round "push in" soffet vents and the VENT is on the ground. "We have somethin'"

So I go in the house, raise the trap door and stick my head up, and can see at the far end there's a bird against the gable vent--which is SCREENED

So I go get the ladder and a screwdriver and ruin enough of the screen that I hope the dumb thing can get out

"We'll see"
That's awfully kind of you, **** I'd probably bring it inside my house.