lol, yeah, long story. Last time I took him to the vet he was 148 lbs, down from 151+. A gal bought him for big money (Norwegian/Bosnian bloodlines) and when he got big, she couldn't handle him anymore so I got him for free. I drove to Chicago from Colorado, met him for 15 minutes, stuffed him in the back of my jeep and stopped for cheeseburgers for him every two hours....... in case he felt like changing his mind...