Last one to post in this thread wins!

My wife's cousin just told me he hit a deer with his truck 4 days after he picked it up at the dealer. It spun the deer around and hit the passenger door and pushed it back into the seat. Caused 9G damage.
He walked back expecting to find a dead deer but it started coming too and he fought with it and then it took off into the woods. Probably died of internal damage later but a tough SOB