Am I being rude?

Lemmie tell yall a little story. Several years ago, there was this black couple drivin a van around a radius of several counties. They would pull into driveways on a cold visit. She was gettin out with stuff like a gallon of bleach, a box of detergent....just household goods in general, knock on the door, ask for the "lady of the house" and give some bullshit spill about wanting to leave samples and such. .....and it was all stuff you probably already had. lol

What they were doin was, they were casin places and would come back later when no one was home and fill that van up with all your stuff. Well.....you guessed it. They pulled in MY driveway, out here in Jones County with that bullshit. Now, we'd already been watchin this story unfold on the news in the previous weeks.

I opened the door and knew exactly who it was. Same spill. "Is the lady of the house at home?" I said "yeah, be right back with her. SO I went and got my lady alright. My 1940s JC Higgins 12ga double barrel. I told her and the slime in the van they came down the wrong driveway and if I didn't see dust from them haulin *** down my driveway, the county was gonna have to come scoop up a couple of low lifes off my front yard. Kitty had gone around back with my Winchester model 94 chambered in .444 Marlin and was standing on the other side of the shop with the perfect bead on the driver's head.

I've never seen somebody move as fast to this day and she even dropped her "samples". They even ended up being a couple of Kitty's brands lol We shouldda made um stay there till the deputies got out there, but I'd ended up killin um both. I know I would, so we watched them haul *** down the driveway and called 911.

These boys patrol this county like nobody's business and we heard sirens before they even got to the main road. Yup. They got their stupid asses busted that day. Kitty was dyin to shoot up the van. LMAO She was mad too, especially when one of my deputy friends stopped by after they got them and said "well Mrs. Merritt, that would have been fine with us, as long as the van was all that got hit". Damn was she ever mad. I had to take her out to supper to get her feelin better. LOL