Last one to post in this thread wins!

Well came into work today ,boss ripped the apprentice a new one ,he didn’t start with good morning either was very disappointed with the state of the shop , I told him Friday take out the garbage cardboard did he listen to me ,nope didn’t sweep the floor nothing ,he then proceeded to argue with him , the boss stopped him and said shut up I’m the boss and if you continue interrupting me you can go the **** home ,the shop is embarrassing , I have given up cleaning up after him he’s a pig , it was a awesome way to start the day . Oh did I mention we were getting a new hoist installed hence why I told him to clean up , can’t fix stupid.