F.a.s.t. MIR

Well, the list of things wrong with my car is VERY long!!!!!!!
Here’s my list of excuses. It is NOT exhaustive!

1) FAT! Not PHAT but FAT! 3445 lbs with the fat guy driving and I’m not going on a diet!

2) solid flat tappet cam, not one of those fancy smancey roller thingies!

3) C12, not that rocket fuel that is clearly melting your brain.

4) did I mention the fat guy?

5) 727!!!!!!! Fat!!!!!

6) The second largest piece of window glass ever put in a production car! Fat!

7) Tiny tiny AVS carb, not the plastic wonder!

8) no thermoquad intake!

9) lack of talent!

and on and on……..