Anyone's 904 Torqueflite Not Leaking or Dripping ATF?

Cuz dude, that's not a Mexican transmission! That's an AMERICAN made transmission! Mexican transmissions are spelled, "transmision".. A transmission rebuild that leaks = WORTHLESS. A transmission rebuild that shifts great and doesn't leak = PRICELESS! Same thing about a warranty on a leaking slush-shifting transmission = WORTHLESS!