Think about this

Wow! That's fits my mother to a tee!
Lives alone with no neighbors and she won't carry her phone with her. She doesn't answer it half the time anyway.
She is 84 years old and she set up an extension ladder and got up on top of her barn roof to clean it off last year.
I blew up but she just laughs it off. I don't even have a key to her house and I'm her only child now.
So now my fear is someday I'll have to break into her house to find her lying there in the basement after she has fallen down the steps.