Paraprosdokians

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Some people think you can inherit Christianity; like; your parents were so you must be too.
I think I read a poll that said 85% of those polled said they were Christians. That's a lotta lotta Christians in America.
Gee, I wonder where they are all hiding?
If the poll was true, America would not be in the pickle that it is in.


I like #15 too