Best performing non offset Small block Mopar heads

Never read of anyone here creaming their jeans, jacking off to or proclamations that the TF heads were the best performing heads. I’ve read of members fingering them though. No idea if the same guys also slapped their dicks all over these heads when they looked at them or after pulling them out of the boxes. I wouldn’t say there was anything wrong with that, especially in today’s world. What they do with their heads is their business.
Sure seems like there is some dick slapping, creaming of jeans and jacking off regarding these Bloomer heads going on though. Swank and Hustler just don’t cut it anymore perhaps:eek: