Paraprosdokians

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Yaknow when you have a sliver under your fingernail, you usually stop everything in your life, as soon as it happens, and do something about it, right? Cuz you know that if you don't, by tomorrow it will be more difficult and more painful, and you will need a longer recovery time; am I right? Well, I invite you guys to think of me as your very own, personal, stinking, sliver.