Whoops.

The last time we were heading home from the U.K. we were sitting in the plane and I let a SBD go. It was hard to keep a straight face when I heard ugh. Better out than in I always say.
In '61 a shop mate and I were in the base flick (USAF, Castle AFB) when he "broke wind". Quick as he could, he jumped up, turned around to the three girls sitting behind us and yelled "you should be ashamed of yourselves!!' The girls, after denial, got up and left.