How Many Does -Joke

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.
Redneck a..hole.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb? The point is moot,they don't know what electricity or a light bulb are.