Two steps forward and a giant leap backwards.

Why are you not driving it? Stop letting it sit there and idle. Get some load on it before you kill any possibility of decent ring seal. Letting it idle with no load won’t build oil temperature. Get a load on it.
OP stated ,maiden voyage. the condensate is a plausible theory however my car is in a going together state doesnt get driven and my oil doesnt look like that. i dont remember when i last changed it. In fact i think all the time that I should, but its still clear isnt even black...i suspect its either from flooding or theres a coolant leak into the crankcase. OR the engine was oipened and its brake clean etc etc. however i would thing youd change oil after having the intake off for example.