If you wanted to legally change your name

Treblig said

In Roman days all the names were in the Latin language:

Phalus was a popular name as well as Mucus, Scrotum, Phlem, Uterus, Esophagus, Proctitis, Hepatitis, Epididymis (look that one up!)...........................................every woman is after the contents of my Epididymis!!!

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Epididymis: A structure within the scrotum that is attached to the back side of the testis. The epididymis is a coiled segment of the spermatic ducts that stores spermatozoa while they mature and then transports the spermatozoa between the testis and the tube connecting the testes with the urethra.
That's nuts LOL