Might offend some!

Most of these are ethnic jokes, but we're all of SOME ethnicity. Since I'm mostly Irish, I'll start with-----
Where do the Irish go on vacation? A different bar.
What is it called when an Italian has one arm longer that the other? A speech impediment.


What's the Cuban national anthem? Row,Row,Row your boat.
Why is there no Mexican Olympics? Because all of the ones that can run, jump or swim are already in the U.S.
Last but not least, how do you get a sweet, 80-year-old lady to yell the "F" word?
Get another sweet old lady to yell "BINGO"