Toilet paper shortage explanation.

I'll tell you what really happened

All these 9 to 5ers used to poop on company time

The scamdemic hit and they all started working from home, or quit working altogether

Because they were not used to wipe their butts at home their need for TP skyrocketed and the demand outran production

Home, work, restaurant, it doesn't change demand.
You still have to wipe your ***