How do planes fly? simple

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Airplanes are just rudimentary anti-gravity devices.
As long as gravity remains constant, they will continue to fly, allbeit with huge expenses of energy, and if they run out of fuel, they just fall down.

As for the plain on the mug; yes indeed, it would take a lotta lotta magic to get that one off the ground.
 
Airplanes are weak and need unicorn magic. They are incapable of beating the air into submission.

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and the sound of a helicopter flyby at altitude sounds a lot like Daddy's belt on my naked well-shaped muscular youngazz, beating me into submission;; just a lot faster, in the choppers favor, I mean,lol.
 
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Well, that explains it. Anything on a coffee cup has to be true, it’s the acknowledged authority, and always will be. Where do you think we got all our information before the internet? Even in ancient Egypt, when the aliens were guiding them on the pyramids, they put it on a coffee cup!
 
Airplanes are just rudimentary anti-gravity devices.
As long as gravity remains constant, they will continue to fly, allbeit with huge expenses of energy, and if they run out of fuel, they just fall down.

As for the plain on the mug; yes indeed, it would take a lotta lotta magic to get that one off the ground.
Not really. Just have to throw the mug hard enough, and it'd fly for a while.
 
You know a carburetor works on the same principle as the airplane wing.
The only difference is once its inside a carburetor it becomes black magic.
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I have flown both. Honestly, I think airplanes suck. Difference is, an airplane wants to fly. A helicopter is always trying to kill you.
 
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