Might offend some!

This only works until they start having babies. After the second or third one, the back burners never get used anymore, and you become the Master BarBQer.
Well, if that happens, I would hope the man of the newly appointed position of BBQ Master has enough pride to get it right and kick *** at the job! Ain’t no shame knowing how to get at done behind the grill!

Good eats is a serious biz!
Making them great is a passion!