Might offend some!

I was in junior high and told a kid a few Jew jokes. He then tells me he's Jewish. Lump in the throat and stammering an apology, he then went on to tell me a string of terribly offensive Jew jokes. I laughed my *** off, wish I remembered them. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at.

You know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny

An Israeli car company developed a car that could not only stop on a dime, but it would also pick it up