Might offend some!

Top 10 reasons it's good to be Italian.
10. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.

9. Not embarrassed to wear fur.

8. No need to worry about tax returns.

7. Glorious military history...

6. ...well, until about 400 a.d.

5. Can wear sunglasses inside.

4. Political stability.

3. Flexible working hours.

2. Live near the Pope.

1. Country run by Sicilian murderers.