Last one to post in this thread wins!

When I was getting my booster yesterday there was a woman midget there. This is 100% true. She was complaining that she wasn't getting Pfizer and would be getting Moderna. Her words were and I quote "I'm not happy" and I immediately thought of the joke "well which one are you"? Good job I had a mask on so she couldn't she me smiling and had to cough when I started to chuckle. It certainly wouldn't stunt her growth LOL Sorry but I have a twisted sense of humour
I think I would have had to leave because there would be no way I could hold back. I’d be snorting and spitting no offence to the person but funny is funny