Fast way of taking down the Christmas tree

I saw a guy with an absolutely gorgeous Anglia coupe with a small block chevy with a tunnel ram pull a giant wheelie, after breaking his wheelie bars. It came down hard, broke something in the front suspension, swerved into the wall hard, and rolled three times.
Driver walked away,so pissed he couldn't see straight, offered it to anybody who would cart it away.


He came to his senses before I could get to my trailer, darn it.