Might offend some!

What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?
4 if you slice them thin enough.

A dude is crossing between 2 skyscrapers on a tight rope. Another guy is getting a BJ from a 93 year old woman. What are they both thinking?
Don't look down.
Lmmfao!!!