How do you like your pizza

Are you kidding?!? Hawaiian pizza IS health food, all five food groups
Dairy: cheese
Fruits: pineapple
Vegetables: edit: green peppers
Grains: pizza dough
Protein: ham.
What could be more healthy than that?
Edit: pepperoni, onions, sausage, ham, for me. No damn anchovies or olives or mushrooms.
Tomatoes are a fruit.