Might offend some!

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Rodeo sex is when you mount your wife doggy style, grab a hand full of hair and then teller this is how your sister likes it!
 
I’m Irish, and offended by all this. I will be going out, getting drunk, and starting a fight.
 
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
 
1WildRT said:
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
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is that the same guy who loves halloween because he got to pump kin ?
 
Then there's hallway sex. The couples aren't getting along and as they pass in the hallway he says F^&k you and she turns and says F^&k you too
 
S'cuder said:
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
You can only get one dirt bag on a Hoover.
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Good one. Heard that one, one of my co-workers telling the joke to the Harley riding boss, the answer was slightly modified.
“Dirtbag on the outside.”

Even the Harley riding boss laughed.
 
1WildRT said:
Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....

As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
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Or to be a bit ''cleaner'':
Relative humidity is when you ask your brother to lend you $200 and he says ''Piss on you.''
 
JoePole1 said:
What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral?
One less drunk.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?
4 if you slice them thin enough.

A dude is crossing between 2 skyscrapers on a tight rope. Another guy is getting a BJ from a 93 year old woman. What are they both thinking?
Don't look down.
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Lmmfao!!!
 
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What do you call 10 blonds in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes

What's the best way to drown a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
 
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