So, I landed the plane on the RR track, and the PD came..........

I just saw a comedy skit on a Mexican television station last night. An airline passenger (male) was very nervous until the pretty flight attendant told him that planes were a hundred times safer than trains. She continued: "... in fact, just last week over a hundred persons died in a train accident." So the guy asks: "Really, what happened?". She told him a plane crashed on top of the train (then a bunch of canned laughter).