Funny visits to the Doctors

I'm sure I am not the only person with a funny story since I have several.
Here is my Favorite. True story

I had my usual court ordered visit to my neurologist. Bad head injury and was determined not responsible for my actions.
So while sitting in the waiting room was an elderly fellow who appeared about 40 years my senior.
We struck up a conversation, and when it was his turn, the doc had to get between us, since we were so deep in conversation we didn't realize he was standing waiting.
When he came out he put his hand on my shoulder and said your a good man we will talk again.

So I go in with the doc and sit down. He asks me the standard basic questions. Then said so you two had a good conversation ? I agreed. he asked Do you know who he is . I told him nope.
Well do you know his son? he walks around Philadelphia City hall with a cross
I kind of chuckled and said the guy dressed as Jesus?
That's him, that's his son.
I sat back in the chair and said to the Doc , I feel honored and impressed. He asked how's that.
So I told him I'm honored to still be walking the earth and had a chance to speak directly with God the Father.
Doc and impressed how.
I said with you, in that I have the same doctor treating me to keep me on track as God.
He stood up behind his desk and said get the he'll out. There's nothing wrong with you.
Laughing the whole time.

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