Funny visits to the Doctors

A few years ago, I had a doc who was an older Jewish man from the east coast. He never minced words and always spoke his mind as raw as it could be. I loved him. He also must have been hard of hearing, because he ALWAYS YELLED WHEN HE SPOKE TO YOU. Everyone in the exam rooms (and sometimes the waiting room) could hear everything he said to his patients. It was quite humorous.

Well, I go in one day for a check up. Previously, I had been "experimenting" with the little blue pill with my girlfriend, because it's fun! I'm waiting in the exam room for my turn, and as usual, I can hear him finishing up with the patient before me. He comes into my room, we exchange pleasantries.

"Good morning, Doc."
"GOOD MORNING, MIKE."
"How's the golf game?"
"IT'S GREAT. ARE YOU STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR ERECTIONS??!!!"