Here, Rusty, next time you "take the cats out........."

Try finding size 14 or 15 footwear in a small city. The few pairs that most stores might get are gone very quickly. I have been ordering them online for a few years now, but I still have to go to a brick and mortar store to get my work boots. I have found that the sizing varies depending on the brand and the style.
You'd be great at stamping out forest fires Randy LOL