Last one to post in this thread wins!

Fred Scigliano said

I know her kids and grand kids so not gonna touch any woman this close to home.
I'm not that good looking so she isn't missing out on much. :D

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Remember The Unknown Comic? You could do the same and they wouldn't know who it is. And as you ride off they'll say "Who was that F*&ker" Just like the Lone Ranger.