Last one to post in this thread wins!

I jumped around a bit in the working world. My best move was from my first job as an apprentice. "Once an apprentice always an apprentice" is what my dad said and he was correct. I give any job 3 months before bailing. Only had 2 like that. Most where around 10 years.
Another thing my dad said was "I only had one job that I didn't like. I worked there 21 years" lol. Got him a nice little retirement too.
Had a boss that had cameras all around the body shop and he sit behind his desk all day watching people work and if you did something he didn't like he was on his loud speaker yelling at you so everyone could hear. That job didn't even last a day. lol