Funny visits to the Doctors

Ok another one.
I'm 15 years old so this is way back.
I had surgery on my tailbone.
Back then they had Candy Strippers . Young lady's who did the dirty jobs for nurses.
After surgery I'm in recovery flat on my back. They tell this young lady , ok you can take him back to his room. So off we go, her pushing the bed with me in it . Still foggy from the anesthesia.
We go thru the door into the ER waiting room, which was packed with people and the nurse that told her to take me back comes running up saying wait is he dressed, meaning do I have a gown on.
They young lady took it to mean do a have a dressing on the incision. So she says yes. Well with that she literally rips of the sheet, saying sheets stay here, and low and beyond no gown.
I'm laughing, the young girl was frozen, people are screaming, laughing , applauding you name it.
Good times.