Things You Need To Know If You Move To The South

Ok I was reading them off to Jodi (wife) we were laughing till we had tears in our eyes. Full disclosure we are hillbillies from Arkansas and have a farm there but still this is straight up fact and made me laugh so hard I had to pee. And congrats to the Dawgs! Go Hawgs! Oooo Pig Souieeee!
Glad yall got a laugh. I sure needed one, too.