Things You Need To Know If You Move To The South

Tooljunkie said
Damn northerner here. None o youse have no idear what you are missin!
Parkas
Thermal underwear
Insulated boots
Touques
Block heaters
Snow shovels
And best of all
Frostbite with a touch of hypothermia

anybody got a spare room??

and dont forget, buiding a fire to stay warm inside a shanty...let that one sink in (yes, pun intended)