1. What do you call a sleep walking Nun... a Roamin Catholic....
2. My wife and daughter are leaving me due to my obsession with horse racing.
They’re at the gate and they’re off......
3. A sign in an automotive shop-----We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes...
4. I don't care how nice the soap smells...You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers...
5. You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs...Hailing taxis...
6. Is a really dumb ox an oxymoron...
7. Want to hear a joke about paper... Nevermind it's tearable...
8. What do you call an obese psychic..
A four-chin teller....
9. Did you hear that Santa got sick this year.
He had tinselitis....
10. No one’s managed to see the new movie ‘Constipated’.
It hasn’t come out yet.
2. My wife and daughter are leaving me due to my obsession with horse racing.
They’re at the gate and they’re off......
3. A sign in an automotive shop-----We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes...
4. I don't care how nice the soap smells...You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers...
5. You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs...Hailing taxis...
6. Is a really dumb ox an oxymoron...
7. Want to hear a joke about paper... Nevermind it's tearable...
8. What do you call an obese psychic..
A four-chin teller....
9. Did you hear that Santa got sick this year.
He had tinselitis....
10. No one’s managed to see the new movie ‘Constipated’.
It hasn’t come out yet.
