1. What do you call a sleep walking Nun... a Roamin Catholic....
2. My wife and daughter are leaving me due to my obsession with horse racing.
They’re at the gate and they’re off......
3. A sign in an automotive shop-----We guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes...
4. I don't care how nice the soap smells...You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers...
5. You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs...Hailing taxis...
6. Is a really dumb ox an oxymoron...
7. Want to hear a joke about paper... Nevermind it's tearable...
8. What do you call an obese psychic..
A four-chin teller....
9. Did you hear that Santa got sick this year.
He had tinselitis....
10. No one’s managed to see the new movie ‘Constipated’.
It hasn’t come out yet.
