STOP! LET ME GO!!!

So my daughter is 11. She's a petite little thing standing 4 to 10 inches shorter than all her friends. People think she's only 8 or 9.
Anyway, one of the last times we were all in Hobby Lobby, she and I wandered off to the markers/pencils section to waste time while wifey looked around. I told her let's test security protocol and public awareness. Told her I'd pick her up like a sack of potatoes and start walking fast towards the door and she could start yelling STOP - LET ME GO - I WANT MY MOM.

She wouldn't go for it. Said mom would be really mad at me. But we did laugh about it the rest of the day.