Stop in for a cup of coffee

I should have reported a stolen masterpiece the other day. Damn autoflush at work... :lol:


When I lived in the dorms at college, the dorm that I lived in had community bathrooms on each floor, one at each end...

One day I have to leave a dump and when I was picking a stall, looked in one that had a HUGE log in the toilet... I picked another one...

Then went to a room where we were hanging out and said something about someone not flushing... One guy, Brian, said 'That was mine... You can't flush a keeper like that, you have to show it off... Anything over ten inches is a keeper'... (I know - That's what she said... :D)

I mentioned to him that it was a lone log and no 'paper work'... "Didn't you wipe???'"

He said that he went to a different stall to wipe so he could leave the log for everyone to see.... :realcrazy: :rolleyes: :mob: