Things You Need To Know If You Move To The South

In 2000 I did a Military transfer from Arkansas to Connecticut. We stopped at a gas station to ask where a fast food joint was and the the lady said "you're not from around here are you " No, we're from Arkansas. "Oh, so you're hicks!"

I had to drag my wife (who was born and raised in Arkansas) out the door before she sinned, lol.