Things You Need To Know If You Move To The South

Donut, don’t
A while ago we were on vacation with some friends in Florida and we had picked up a few dozen donuts for breakfast

My wife showed my little girl (who was was 5 or 6 at the time) the box and asked if she wanted a donut for breakfast

And my little girl went "not donut"

So my wife says, ok what do you want then?

And the girl goes "not donut"


Yes yes, I know, not donut but what then ?

And the little girl goes "not donut"

Now, at this point, my wife got annoyed and said "I know, not donut, but what do you want for breakfast child?"

And my little girl reached reached into the box, and said "nut donut"

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