NoNameNationals

I imagine it as one of those roadkill events where every man wants to have frieburgers baby,
Except you're all stars so you'll only want to have your baby with yourself.
Then you'll all race and whoever has the biggest budget will win. So I'd look to impress some other way, like I don't know ? That's why you're a star...think of something.
(Meant as a joke, no offense guys)