I hate selling and buying anymore..

Been through this hundreds of times, both as buyer and seller, and I always want both sides to be happy with the price. I hate when the first question is what is the lowest you would take? Followed by the ridiculous low ball offers. I have said to one person who low balled me that I would be happy to up the asking price by a grand, then he upset his offer the same, and we are both happy. He didn't like the idea so I told him not to bother me again.