How do we blend race car and comfort?

I guess it's been done many times, maybe not many times with a helephant, but that's what I'd do with YOUR money, god knows I can't with mine.
Fit the demon interior (complete + $1.00 passenger seat) whatever trans, 8 speed could be fun, Dana 60, fiberglass or carbon fiber as many panels you can. I like 15 inch weld wheels bead locks out back, so much could be done.
Paint it plum crazy stock longitude stripe, shaker hood, ya know make er look stock ish