Christene Carr is looking for love

This email just showed up in my gmail spam inbox.

Subject: Hi, this is Christine Carr
I am 23 years old. Looking for a lover.
My height is 175, weight 57, brunette, brown eyes.

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I... think if I convert from... it must be cm and kg, right?
So she's, uh mumble mumble... carry the nine... divide... 5'2" and 125 lbs?

But she doesn't sound like my type.

Does anyone know where I can find proper SAE units women?

Also am I just remembering wrong, but I think I've heard that others have had some bad experiences with "Christine" cars before. Hmmm.

(admins please don't ban me for this, I know your spam filter is losing its ****, I swear I'm not the problem here)