How Many Fingers?
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Ahoey
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RussellSullivan
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That's just sick. I love it. LOL
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only get 4 fingers in a bowling ball
You can only get 4 fingers in a bowling ball
A blonde gets knocked off her bike and takes a nasty whack to the head.
A paramedic rushes over to check her for injuries. "How many fingers have I got up?"
She suddenly bursts into tears. "**** me, I'm a paralysed from the waist down, I can't feel any"
A paramedic rushes over to check her for injuries. "How many fingers have I got up?"
She suddenly bursts into tears. "**** me, I'm a paralysed from the waist down, I can't feel any"
Jeffrey67dart
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Huh? Only 2 and a thumb!
Lol... I was simulating holding a bowling ball after I read that thinking somethings wrong here....
You can tell I'm not a bowler
grampyjay
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A doctor friend once told me how he did a prostate exam years back. Apparently an acquaintance of his came in for an exam. The patient was a guy who could not resist a practical joke, so the doc decided a little payback was in order. The doctor fashioned a rubber hand with a glove and some stuffing and had the patient bend over the table. The doc then placed the rubber hand on one side, slipped his finger in to do the exam and placed his free hand on the other side. He didn't tell me exactly what the reaction was, but did say that he never witnessed the guy pulling another prank ever again.
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