Last one to post in this thread wins!

I keep looking for the detector that signals the snow plow driver that I have finished blowing out the driveway. No matter how long I wait, he always seems to come by about 10 minutes after I finished, and makes another nice big berm at the end of the driveway. A couple of times I thought I even heard laughter that sounded like the mail carrier in the movie "Funny Farm".
They train to do that you know.