Last one to post in this thread wins!

When we first got to Minot, ND I inherited a company van that needed tires. I took my 4 yr old daughter to the tire store with me. All the sales guys were busy, and in our standing around it was apparent my daughter was fascinated by the HUGE tractor tire on display. She hollered out "That's a BIG tire!". This got the attention of some of the people, who were amused at the little girl. I asked her, "What do you think they put those tires on?" She answered as loud as can be, "MONSTER TRUCKS!!" Every conversation ceased, and all heads turned, and one person said, "You folks aren't from around here, are you?". I nearly busted a gut laughing. And suddenly had some new friends!