Good old food poisoning

Yesterday I went the weinerschnitzel on 101 in o side.... texas dog,chili cheese dog..fries and a strawberry lemonade.
Not even an hr later....pissin out my ***...then eventually became vomitous about 5 times the 1st session with the porcelain god...then another 4 times and a green rooster tail 'green diarhea fountain' every 20-30 minutes.
10 yrs ago I ate bad seafood and had an even more violent experience where I basically was asking for death, i'd had enough...laying in a bathtub with it blowing out both ends...then just fiery stomach acid till I bled... after that was bad grilled chicken at Carl's jr in Gorman ca....fk man...
I'm about done with fast food, or anywhere the workers look like teens.

So lets hear your food poisoning stories.
Just about any ole fountain drink gives me the enema squirts


But the real question is...why disnt you order the wienershnitzel?